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Forget About Soda, Chocolate Milk is The Ultimate Stoner Drink!

You’ve got the munchies, you’ve got cotton mouth, you’re too lazy to cook, and you don’t feel like leaving the house. What ever is a stoner to do? Oh yes… no problem, chocolate milk to the rescue!

Chocolate milk is a staple in the stoner’s cousine. It’s easy to see why too, it’s yummy, it’s filling, it’s healthy (well, kind of), and it’s easy to make. With the exception of the lactose intolerant and a few oddball smokers, every stoner loves some chocolate milk.

But chocolate milk can refer to several things, so let’s break it down a little further. There are a few different versions of this tasty concoction, and it seems each stoner has their own opinion about which is best.

The most common type is Hershey’s chocolate syrup. This is the tick gooey stuff that comes in a thin, slightly oval-shaped brown bottle. There’s nothing bad that can be said about this product, it’s rich and it tastes like real chocolate. Since you make it on your own, you can make your chocolate milk as weak or as strong as your heart desires. Best of all, if you’re in the mood for ice cream, this drink mix can also double up as a great topping.

Next in line, is the powered variety, usually found under the Nestlé Nesquik name. This stuff is every bit as good as the syrup version, it just tastes a little less like regular chocolate, and a little more like something that was specifically designed to be chocolate-milk mix. However, that doesn’t make it any less badass. The only bad thing Chocolate Milk For Stonersabout this mix, is that if you’re not careful, you might find yourself eating the powder instead of mixing it into the milk.

Oh yeah, let’s not forget about strawberry chocolate milk. OK, so technically it’s not really chocolate milk per se. If you want to be specific, it’s just called strawberry syrup, or strawberry flavored Nesquik, but come on! If you’re a stoner, you know you call it strawberry chocolate milk too. No matter what you call it, it’s good stuff, and there’s no doubt about that.

Chocolate Milk – A Tasty Treat

In every family, there is that one distant cousin. You know the one, the guy that most people like, but who is just a little off. Well, in the chocolate milk family, that cousin is has to be Ovaltine. When it comes to Ovaltine, either you love it, or you hate it, there is not much of a middle ground. Unlike other chocolate milks, Ovaltine is most commonly served up warm. This makes it a more of a popular choice in the winter, and even more so in the northern part of the country where cold is a much bigger problem.

So, what do you do when you craving some chocolate milk, but can’t find any mix? No sweat, just look in your baking cabinet and see if you can find the coco powder. This stuff is pretty good too, but you have to sweeten it yourself. If you don’t have any sugar, you’re plain out of luck, because you can’t drink coco powder unsweetened, it’s just too bitter.

If you’re picky about your drinks, do your best to have your favorite on hand. If it’s not your house, don’t worry about it, they’re all damn good. When it really boils down to it, no stoner is going to turn away perfectly good glass of chocolate milk, no matter what kind it is.

A Great Stoner Food That is Often Taken For Granted!

It’s a pretty well-known fact that pizza is the ultimate stoner food. But, is pizza always the best cure for the munchies? Your reflexive mind may tell to answer yes. However, if you give it a little closer thought, you may realize that there are situations where pizza isn’t really the best solution.

Consider this…

You get home for the day, and you can’t wait to get high. So, you do what any stoner would do, you start smoking. Unless you are one of those super organized stoners, you probably forgot to take care of your food needs prior to your smoke session.Stoner Food

Now, you are already stoned and hungry as hell. There’s no way you are going to wait 30 minutes for a pizza to be delivered. You could always go pick one up, but thats not really any faster, and plus, you’re high so you shouldn’t be driving. Quick, check the freezer! If you’re lucky, you might just have one of those frozen excuses for a pizza on hand. Oh, but wait… is that really any quicker?

First, you have to pre-heat your oven, which takes about five to ten minutes. Then, you have to let your pizza bake another ten to fifteen minutes. Finally, you’re going have to let it cool down at least another five minutes after it’s finished. By these calculations, that frozen pizza is going to take you around the same time to eat as a delivery—and it’s not even as good! Either way, by the time the pizza gets there, you will be damn near sober, and won’t even get to enjoy your post-smoking indulgence properly.

So, what can you do to alleviate the situation?

Don’t fret! You just need to forget about pizza for a minute! There’s another stoner food that’s more appropriate for the circumstance, and equally as tasty. That food, my friend, is cereal. Yes, the same stuff that you eat for breakfast, is perhaps the most versatile of all stoner foods.

First and foremost, it’s the absolute quickest thing that you can prepare. Not even a sandwich can be thrown together as quickly as a bowl of cereal. You pour, you pour, you eat. Nothing else to it.

  • It’s cold, and therefore does not run any risk of bodily harm. You will not be able to burn your hands, or mouth, on a bowl of cereal, so feel free to eat it as fast, slow, or clumsily as you want.
  • It only requires 2 dishes to prepare: a bowl, and a spoon. This means no messy clean up, before, or after consumption.
  • It’s cheap… very cheap. Even on the smallest budget, you can probably afford a gallon of milk and box of cereal.

Cereal comes in some totally rad flavors too. Here’s a trick for you, the more the product is aimed at children, the better it’s going to taste after smoking. For example, what do you think is going to be more appealing to your taste buds while under the influence, Corn Flakes or Frosted Flakes?

Finally, cereal is one of those 2-in-1 miracle products, as it’s one of the only things you can eat that will cure your munchies and cotton mouth at the same time. Aside from soup, there is no other food that will let you eat and drink at the same time. Because you don’t need a separate hand for your drink, you leave your other hand free to do more important things, like change the television channel.

In conclusion

Pizza may never be replaced completely as the top stoner food of all time. Still, it should be recognized that cereal has a lot of potential to give pizza a run for its money. Next time you’re about to torture yourself in the name of pizza delivery, stop yourself, have a bowl of cereal, and enjoy the moment while it lasts.

A Different Kind of Coffee Mug

Mugs, they have been around for ages. Mugs are the start to my day. I used to drink out of regular old lame coffee mugs. That was until my sister got me a Mustache Mug for Christmas this last year. These mugs are so rad! I mean, I can grow a mustache and all, but who wants to wait around for that?

These mugs make a perfect gift, they also make a great personal gift if your looking for something new. Below are just a few shots of the mugs, visit the website for more information.

Mustache Mug

Mustache Mugs

A Simple But Delicious Stoner Munchie

If your looking for a simple but delightful midnight munchie, you should try this.

Things you need:

  • Flour tortillas
  • Nutellas

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