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Traveling Tips For All Stoners

If you’re going to be doing some traveling this winter, check out some of these stoner traveling tips to help you out on your journey.
In the video below Coral has some great traveling tips for the common stoner.

Vietnamese Guy Doing A Bong Hit

Check out this dude from Vietnam doing a bong rip

Forget About Soda, Chocolate Milk is The Ultimate Stoner Drink!

You’ve got the munchies, you’ve got cotton mouth, you’re too lazy to cook, and you don’t feel like leaving the house. What ever is a stoner to do? Oh yes… no problem, chocolate milk to the rescue!

Chocolate milk is a staple in the stoner’s cousine. It’s easy to see why too, it’s yummy, it’s filling, it’s healthy (well, kind of), and it’s easy to make. With the exception of the lactose intolerant and a few oddball smokers, every stoner loves some chocolate milk.

But chocolate milk can refer to several things, so let’s break it down a little further. There are a few different versions of this tasty concoction, and it seems each stoner has their own opinion about which is best.

The most common type is Hershey’s chocolate syrup. This is the tick gooey stuff that comes in a thin, slightly oval-shaped brown bottle. There’s nothing bad that can be said about this product, it’s rich and it tastes like real chocolate. Since you make it on your own, you can make your chocolate milk as weak or as strong as your heart desires. Best of all, if you’re in the mood for ice cream, this drink mix can also double up as a great topping.

Next in line, is the powered variety, usually found under the Nestlé Nesquik name. This stuff is every bit as good as the syrup version, it just tastes a little less like regular chocolate, and a little more like something that was specifically designed to be chocolate-milk mix. However, that doesn’t make it any less badass. The only bad thing Chocolate Milk For Stonersabout this mix, is that if you’re not careful, you might find yourself eating the powder instead of mixing it into the milk.

Oh yeah, let’s not forget about strawberry chocolate milk. OK, so technically it’s not really chocolate milk per se. If you want to be specific, it’s just called strawberry syrup, or strawberry flavored Nesquik, but come on! If you’re a stoner, you know you call it strawberry chocolate milk too. No matter what you call it, it’s good stuff, and there’s no doubt about that.

Chocolate Milk – A Tasty Treat

In every family, there is that one distant cousin. You know the one, the guy that most people like, but who is just a little off. Well, in the chocolate milk family, that cousin is has to be Ovaltine. When it comes to Ovaltine, either you love it, or you hate it, there is not much of a middle ground. Unlike other chocolate milks, Ovaltine is most commonly served up warm. This makes it a more of a popular choice in the winter, and even more so in the northern part of the country where cold is a much bigger problem.

So, what do you do when you craving some chocolate milk, but can’t find any mix? No sweat, just look in your baking cabinet and see if you can find the coco powder. This stuff is pretty good too, but you have to sweeten it yourself. If you don’t have any sugar, you’re plain out of luck, because you can’t drink coco powder unsweetened, it’s just too bitter.

If you’re picky about your drinks, do your best to have your favorite on hand. If it’s not your house, don’t worry about it, they’re all damn good. When it really boils down to it, no stoner is going to turn away perfectly good glass of chocolate milk, no matter what kind it is.

Song Of The Day

Remember this song? I used to love this jam and somehow I just forgot about it over the years. I still can recal the lyrics though, weird how that works.
Anyways, blaze one and listen to this jam.

Huge Bong Rip Smoked And Cleared

A reader sent in this video of him doing a HUGE bong rip! I got a nice laugh out of it so I figured it belonged here!

Building Demolision Fail

I didnt even think about the power lines, that must of been crazy!

Girl Walking Down Street Gets Smoked!

Alright I know this is video is a bit old, but she gets smoked out!

A Stoner And His Bird

Old Dude Takes A HUGE Bong Rip

I can’t stop thinking how awesome this is. This is a video of grandpa doing a big ass bong rip and ghosting that shit. Grandpa has some lungs on him and looks as if he has smoked for years!

Check it out

 

So where did the smoke go?

What Smoke?

Stoners Love 7-Eleven

7-Eleven is a mecca of stoner awesomeness. Just picture being out late at night, and needing something that you can’t find anywhere, because everything is closed. Then, on the horizon, like a desert oasis, you see that wonderful green, red, orange and white sign. Oh thank heaven…

Really, what’s not to love about 7-Eleven? It’s a 24-hour establishment that sells absolutely everything a stoner could ever need in a pinch.

  • Munchies: Check
  • Drinks: Check
  • Paraphernalia: Check
  • Foil: Check
  • Tape: Check
  • Baggies: Check
  • Cigarettes: Check
  • Beer: Check
  • Entertainment: Check

The food at 7-Eleven alone is enough to make it notable. Take the nachos for instance, for only a couple of bucks you get a plate full of chips, machine-dispensed cheese, something they call chili, and a salsa bar full of onions, pico de gallo, jalapeños, and even sauerkraut to load on top. As long as you don’t go questioning how old the toppings are, or how stale the chipsStoners have become, these nachos will always hit the spot.

Then there’s the grill, complete with the Big Bite, Smokey Bite, Cheese Bite, Breakfast Bite, and whatever other kind of Bite they happen to have laying around. These things are great, maybe not the best hot dogs in the world, but they have to be on the list. Plus, after you’ve been handed you your hot dog of choice, you can choose to keep it simple with ketchup/mustard, or head over the nacho station/salsa bar and deck your meal out with every topping known to man.

If you’re really lucky, there will be some taquitos on grill. 7-Eleven taquitos are the bomb! They have got real creative with the fillings over the years too. You got Monterey Jack & Chicken, Cream Cheese & Jalapeño, Steak & Cheese, Taco & Cheese, and Buffalo Chicken. Everyone’s got their favorite, but they’re all grub.

munchiesMaybe the best part of all, is that the staff is supposed to throw their hot dogs and taquitos away on a daily basis. That means that if you get your timing just right, you may be able to catch clerk right before that happens and score yourself a great deal. 7-Eleven employees have been known to give out “buy 1, get 3 free”-type arrangement in the late-night hours.

That’s not all either, let’s not forget about the infamous Slurpee. You take a gigantic 44-ounce cup and strategically fill it with layers of frozen goodness, until you can build the perfect tower of colorful flavor. Sometimes it looks so cool, you even feel bad about drinking it. Perhaps the only drawback to the whole Slupree–stoner concept is that when you are too hight, you might forget about brainfreeze—which sucks!

Of course, every gas station will sell some of this stuff, but only a 7-Eleven guarantees you will find everything you need, every time. Take the awesome 7-Eleven food, 24-hour convenience, and all the other random useful stuff they sell, and what you got is a store that seems like it was built with stoners in mind.

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